I'm Going To Keep It!

I am going to keep this one!

I am! Or, at least, I hope I am. Maybe I should say that I hope I will. Maybe hope is the wrong word! Maybe I should say that I am keeping this one. Maybe I should stop using the word maybe. I am going to do it. I am going to keep this year’s resolution.

If you are still reading and haven’t lost interest, what the hell is wrong with you? Maybe that was too harsh!! I am sure you have your reasons or have missed your morning meds. Either way, if you needed to get some work done or look at the wall, I would understand. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Okay, I won’t wait but patience has never been a virtue of mine. I am sure I have some virtues but…off the top of my head…ugh.

Anyway, I am going to keep it. My resolution that is! This year will be the first time ever. Lots of New Year’s, lots of resolutions! I have only kept 10, 3, well, none. Okay, none!

It is not that I haven’t tried to keep them. Well, it’s not like I have ever tried to keep them either. Either way, this year will be different. It’s going to be life changing!

I mean, it’s very promising that it is January 4th and I haven’t broken my resolution yet. It has been much easier than I ever thought it would be.

When you resolve to no longer beat up on yourself for not keeping resolutions, it is so much easier to not keep them. You should try it!! I highly recommend it!!